Now then chums, and jus' what you talkin' 'bout Willis? Love it or hate it, most of us have to work for a living, unless you're one of the indigenous  or foreign hordes who seem to think that acceptable employment consists of pumping out sprogs, like flies, are quite happy to live off the taxpayer (you and me). 

Well, there are ways to put bread on the table and there are ways to simply use what 'technical' skills one may have and abuse them (almost akin to self abuse, no?) and gain access to places one has no right to. 

And so, as an act of public charity here is a short public information film, brought to you by HM (Henry Marshall's) Department of Works and Pensions.  So go on, get out there and get yourself a 'proper job'... just try not to imitate Red-Ed Miliband and crap on your brother from a very great height whilst doing so.  Thus endeth the lesson.  Disagree? Well, you can always email your opinions or not, whatever suits you!

>Burgers eaten since I last checked